Pants 0. Shit 1.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How naked do you want me to be?
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