a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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