So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
is wine microwaveable?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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