As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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