I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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