i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm lost and stupid without you.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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