just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
id be glad to
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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