hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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