I've blown a few things in my day
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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