I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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