just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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