There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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