Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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