You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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