Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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