What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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