Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish you could order shots online.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
