Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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