I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
love makes seman taste better
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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