there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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