Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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