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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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