I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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handjob tips. give me some.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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