Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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