mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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