i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
