Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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