god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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