Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I checked into jail on foursquare
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
