What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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