Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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