I want to stick my p in your. b.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
pop tarts are not kleenex
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
There's always time for handjobs
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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