i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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