She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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