I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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