She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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