don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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