I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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