Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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