Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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This is the high leading the old right now
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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