You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize