You're so nebulous sometimes
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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