i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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