How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
