just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
