redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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