And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
