I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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