Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We left the knife in your bed.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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