Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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