the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
