I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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