so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
