i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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