well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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