Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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